Dorian Thorn, I almost shat myself.

Dorian Thorn is a 21-year-old trapped in a 37-year-old body. His pastimes include photography, joining online social networks, hacking, getting banned from LiveJournal, and Googling his own name. He sleeps odd hours, spends too much time online, doesn't eat right, and is responsible for maintaining your Internet security. He also enjoys being naked. Oh, and this blog is occasionally NSFW. Because that's how I roll.