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If you die suspiciously, the police check your... →

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How The Grinch Stole Sex-Mass!

Every Ho Down in Ho-ville Liked Sex-Mass a lot… But the Grinch, Who lived just north of Ho-ville, Did NOT! The Grinch hated Sex-Mass! The whole Sex-Mass season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be he’d never been screwed quite just right. It could be, perhaps, his Dr Scholl’s were too tight. But I think the most likely reason of all May have been that his...

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The Corruption Test →

sereneextreme: pinkpiratekitten: tvheadpickleinspector: postal-service: i-am-bear: bunnyc0re: robsrebellion: katelaura: thetalkinghat: erinaceousmeso: musicintuition: …7! Damn I feel like a child… 8 damn i got more than a collage student this is awkward Six~ Um, is this thing on right? *adjusts halo* …82. Uhhh.. 77. 54. Not quite average, but I think it might...

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